The United Socialist States of Texanisches Kaiserreich is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ronald Kennedy with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.542 billion Texas-Germans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserkase. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 649 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 117,128 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, and the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texanisches Kaiserreich's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friedrichism.

Texanisches Kaiserreich is ranked 51,477^th in the world and 7^th in Federation of Bread for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 602.57 on the Clooney Contribution Index.